Earlier yesterday Chuck Norris informed prolific members of the press that he, not Apple, was the sole inventor of the iPhone and is seeking revenge against the Cupertino based company. However, the Norwegian Nobel Committee has nominated Chuck Norris for inventing the iPhone and not Apple Inc.

CEO Steve Jobs was shocked over the news and has told Bloggers he intends to increase his Reality Distortion Field around him.

“It’s just not right, no one knew we took the iPhone from Chuck Norris, we were the ones who made it profitable and trendy.”

Details are scarce at the moment but it is believed Chuck Norris created the iPhone due to his herculean thumbs destroying button based QWERTY keyboards on every available Smart Phone.

He was quoted as saying “No other phone can survive a roundhouse kick, my awesomeness or any combination. The iPhone, my creation, can.” after which reporters were given a thorough beat down for possessing inferior phones.

Steve Jobs has been seen hanging around his office past closing time wearing a metallic mask. An amateur photographer who posed as the janitor got a picture.

When asked about the mask, Steve Jobs informed us that it was to channel his RDF (Reality Distortion Field) and the he would be adorning a green cloak for preparation of future conflicts with Chuck Norris.

“I’ve been having weird urges and my arms becoming hard and silver like our iMacs. I can access more than 5 dimensions and in real life, I am a dictator. I’ve been training quite a bit, I can tell I am honing my powers.”

When asked, Chuck Norris promptly round house kicked everyone within a 200 foot radius. It is expected Chuck Norris will fight Steve Jobs over who created the iPhone soon.