Who doesn’t love Talk like a Pirate Day? Well, perhaps real pirates who feel the stereotyping is wrong and hurtful. But outside of those guys, everyone loves talk like a pirate day! Maybe you have trouble saying “arrgh.” Or maybe rhythmically saying “Yo Ho Ho!” is just out of reach. And surely being asked to remember: “Batten down the hatches”,“Shiver me timbers”, “Avast Ye” and “Walk the Plank” is just too much to ask.

Good news, you can avoid the embarrassment of not being able to talk like a pirate on Talk like a Pirate Day (Sep 19) if you install Ayephone on your iPhone. For only $0.99 you’ll get all the phrases referenced above and a groovy skull icon. Surprisingly, you can get this App directly from the App store. Clearly it is redundant (like podcaster), you’ve got a mouth that can make a bunch of pirate noises (you might even have a parrot). It isn’t any funnier than Pull my finger and isn’t a lot more useful than I am Rich.