The story is too delicious to be true but it goes as follows: Youngish girl engages in sexual relations for the first time and accidently texts her father about it instead of her best friend. The exchange is as follows:

Lizzy: OMG! Just had 1st time on beach! Gr8! Wish u were here!

Dad: I’m assuming this was for intended for someone else Lizzy.

Dad: Class trip is over. Tomorrow 7:10 am Delta #(obscured) Use my credit card for Taxi.

See the screen shot here.

If you look at the image it is obviously snaps from an iPhone. But the entire thing is likely an upstart urban legend. The story might be great but there isn’t any of the back and forth you’d expect from someone who was actually guilty of something. Let’s rewrite the conversation with what would’ve really happened:

Lizzy: OMG! Just had 1st time on beach! Gr8! Wish u were here!

Dad: I’m assuming this was for intended for someone else Lizzy.

Lizzy: DAD! I’m pl@ying volleyball! GR8 on the beach! Wish you were here so you could set me up 4 the spike!

See there are all kinds of ways to equivocate out of the supposed predicament. And anyone who thinks a teen would just sit there cold busted without replaying has never met a teenager with a brain. Plus early sexual encounters aren’t usually referenced as “gr8” they generally fall into the “OMG I hope I get better at this stuff” category. Though, if the exchange is true I can think of one guy who wishes Lizzies friend was there besides Lizzie.

All that said there is an important lesson in all of this: be careful of not only what you text but who you text. Once you hit the send button it is all over. And never, EVER get really drunk and text the following to you sig other:

You: 2 mini beers. Blowing Chunks

You: r u sure Chunks is r dog?

Cause you’ll never live that down.