The iPhone is big news. We know. And big news items are a breeding ground for spoof and satire. But typically these ideas start as jokes in a bar or by the watercooler and end there. Some times, they even make it online in the form of a piss poor photoshop job. But then there is the iPoor.

The iPoor website and its associated blog takes spoofs to a new level. Taking inside jokes to the nth degree is no surprise. But doing so over a sustained period of time is an achievement. On the site you will find great quotes like:

“iPoor is the real iPhone Killer.”- Walt Moseberg, The Wallet Street Journal.

And features like this:

Multi-Touch Technology
Move over, Jeff Han. The iPoor features the most revolutionary user interface since the mouse. With over 5 colorful buttons you can touch, or even press multiple buttons at the same time for true, patented multi-touch technology.

Take a stroll over to iPoor.org and start lusting after the iPoor.