You know the craziness that is Black Friday. People get up at 4:30 in the morning (who knew there was a 4:30 AM?) and head out to the stores where they stand in line to get consumables really cheap. One of the things you’re not likely to get your paws on this year is the Wii Fit. The fit is in some permanent state of sellout which means someone you know probably wants one.

Well, skip the lines and skip the fit because your iPhone has you covered. Sure you can’t step on the iPhone but you can download a bunch of programs that will help you shed the pounds you gained by eating the entire turkey, three helpings of mashed potatoes and Aunt Mildred’s poodle. Wait, you ate a poodle? You sick $#@5!

Not here to judge. Anyway The AppleBlog has your solution with a list of 9 apps to help you reach your fitness goals. None of them are as fun as Advanced Step found in the fit (purple means sideways) but if you’re trying to track your health there is something there for you.

If you’re really unhealthy skip the list and download Ocarina. Ocarina requires you to blow into the iPhone so you’ll know you’re dead if you can’t use the app. Personally, I’m border line right now.