When the story of a girl named Lizzie texting her Dad about her first carnal experience on the beach hit the ‘net iPM was a little skeptical. This is what was said:

If you look at the image it is obviously snaps from an iPhone. But the entire thing is likely an upstart urban legend. The story might be great but there isn’t any of the back and forth you’d expect from someone who was actually guilty of something.

Turns out that Lizzie is a horrible liar and iPM’s skepticism was misplaced. The incident caused such a stir that people now know more than they ever should about the 18 year old doing what a lot of 18 year olds do when left alone with members of the opposite sex. See the Inquisitr for all the details. But above all: LEAVE LIZZIE ALONE!!!